Wednesday, March 04, 2009

Fashionable Obama

"Why can't I just eat my waffle?" ~ Barack Obama

Google "Michelle Obama sleeveless dresses" and you'll come up with 38,300 hits, and that's only those exact words.

Most of the sites that address this subject are complaining about Ms Obama's lack of fashion sense. Well, since I have no fashion sense of my own, I'll take their word for it.

When her husband, B. Hussein Obama, was asked about Michelle's seeming fashion faux pas, He demonstrated his superior knowledge of Constitutional law by replying, "I don't see what all the fuss is about. Doesn't the Constitution guarantee us the right to bare arms?"

He must be right. After all, he is a Constitutional law professor.

8 comments:

Most Rev. Gregori said...

that is about the size of his constitutional knowledge.

Red said...

I can't go anywhere without seeing the Obama's faces plastered all over the place. Who has time to run the government with all those photo sessions? Bleech. Michelle Obama, fashion icon? Uh-huh and I'm Coco Chanel. Besides, since when did A-line dresses and bare arms become so fresh and so clean? And Pee Es: I'm fresh out of rat's asses.

Krystal said...

Aaaaaawwwww...Hussein made a funny...

Mark said...

Actually, Krystal. I made that up. As far as know, Hussein never really said that. I thought I'd create a humorous post for once.

Kanaka Girl said...

The MSM is desperate to make America Hating Michelle into Jackie Kennedy. Heh! Good luck with that!

Pamela D. Hart said...

Michelle needs a fashion guru. To be fair, and I am definitely that, Michelle has looked very pretty at times. But then there are times when she's down right scary. When one is the First Lady, one is in the spot light all the time and one needs to look the part. But no matter what, Michelle will NEVER be a Jackie, Nancy or a Laura.

Trader Rick said...

Michelle is just not likeable

Mark said...

Response to the second of the rejected anonymous's comment:

Actually, I too googled the words Mark's a moron, and you are right. There are about 3.4 million hits. But none of them refer to this blog. So, to give you the benefit of the doubt, I googled "Mark's a moron" with added parentheses. Then I got 5 hits. And none of those five referred to this blog either.

Perhaps sarcasm isn't entirely lost on you.