Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Best Damn Comedy Show Ever

"I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts." ~ Will Rogers

I know I've used the above quotation before but up until now,it hasn't been more appropriate than it is today. All of the news about the two Democratic candidates for President just keeps getting funnier and funnier. Seriously.

First, it has been revealed that Barack Hussein Obama is not only a racist but also a liar, and now the "smartest woman in America" has proven she is not only a liar, but a very bad liar at that.

B. Hussein Obama seriously expects us to believe he didn't know his "spiritual advisor" was making such racist, hateful statements over the last twenty years. Not only that, but he has now added a whole new phrase into the English language that is now synonymous with discrimination:

"Typical white person".

Now, instead of calling white people "crackers", "White Devils", "peckerwoods", etc, Jeremiah Wright, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Lewis Farrakhan, and Barack Hussein Obama can just say white people are "typical".

Has it occurred to anyone that the word, "typical" happens to be the suffix in a longer word: "Stereotypical"?

And now, the "smartest woman in America" is beginning to look more and more like the "stupidest woman in America".

Any way you look at it, she looks stupid. Either she's making up stories that require a "willful suspension of disbelief" because she doesn't know any better, or she is just so arrogant that she expects clear thinking Americans (that's all Americans except Liberal Democrats) to believe her fantasies, it makes no difference. Either way, she's stupid.

This is funnier than watching a one-legged man in a brewery making hops.

Her newest lie is that she was "mistaken" . She just forgot she wasn't really shot at in Bosnia. Oh yeah, that's an easy thing to forget. I know I'd probably forget that something didn't happen. Especially when the thing that didn't happen would have been so memorable if it had happened.

And if that isn't improbable enough, The dictum around the Oval Office in the '90s, she added, was: "If a place was too dangerous, too poor or too small, send the first lady."

Add to that, Send the President's 15 year old daughter, too. I mean, what the heck? If Hillary can handle it, why can't Chelsea?

What kind of President--actually--what kind of man would send his wife and daughter into potentially dangerous situations? The more one examines Hillary's bizarre statements, the more ridiculous they become.

And Liberal Democrats continue to support these phonies.

Maybe that's the funniest thing of all.

It's absolutely side-splitting!

Do you know what's not funny, though?

There are so many empty headed Liberal Democrat morons in America, that both of these two idiots still have a legitimate chance of becoming President of the United States!


Trader Rick said...

The more these people talk, the deeper they dig their own political graves. Barry Fitzgerald Obama can't possibly make it to November without either he or his brilliant wife stepping in it over and over again...

Trader Rick said...

Comedy Show? More like Freak Show!

The Liberal Lie The Conservative Truth said...

I too am enjoying the implosion of the Dems. Saw an interesting poll yesterday that says quite a lot.

28% of Hillary supporters say if Obama wins the nomination they will vote for McCain.

19% of Obama supporters say that if Hillary wins they will vote for McCain.

This , "freak show, " is tearing them apart.

Shucks what a shame......LOL

Edwin Drood said...

up until now I aways wondered what they ment by "Politics of Personal destruction". Now I know.

Abouna said...

Mark, don't forget the event in New Hampshire when the lone mad man came to one of Hillary's campaign offices, and all of the Media praised Hillary for acting so "Presidential" during the whole thing, even though Hillary was no where near New Hampshire at the time. She was hundreds of miles away in Washington,D.C.

Then there was the time (9/11) when her daughter was jogging around the World Trade Center and just happened to pop into a coffee shop near the Twin Towers when the planes hit, but again, reality was far different, her daughter was no where near the World Trade Center at the time.

This woman is a real hoot.

ELAshley said...

As bad a candidate as John McCain is, it's really his election to lose. DESPITE the fact that he'll have TWO opponents after Denver.....

?Hill/BHO?, AND the Media

Lone Ranger said...

Conservatives have known the Clintons were liars for 20 years. They apparently are pathological liars, because they not only lie when it isn't necessary, they tell lies that can be easily exposed. But suddenly, miraculously, liberals have had the scales lifted from their eyes and see the Clintons as the people they truly are. Trouble is, now they have shifted their cognitive dissonance to a NEW tin god.

Marshall Art said...

I'm sure, just as with J Frenchy Kerry, the events in Bosnia were seared into her memory.

The funniest part is how she lies about things that can be verified as lies. The same is true with algore. I guess no one told them that when those cameras and microphones are pointed at them, they are actually recording.

Actually, I don't think we can say for certain that Barry is a racist, only that racists don't bother him. Jeez, did I just defend Obama? My stomach hurts.

Marshall Art said...

To clarify, "typical white person" is just a crass generalization. Not uncommon for many, not confirmation of racism.

Thandeka said...

Well said.