Thursday, April 26, 2012

A Lose/Lose Situation For Tebow

"I say that a man must be certain of his morality for the simple reason that he has to suffer for it." ~ G. K. Chesterton

A web site is offering a million dollars for proof that Tim Tebow will have pre-marital sex with someone.

 This is a lose-lose situation for the new Jets quarterback, in my opinion.

 Even if he doesn't have pre-marital relations with anyone, there will be plenty of soul-less women who will step up to claim the money, and I'm sure they will manufacture seemingly convincing evidence to support their claim.

Not only that, but women will be coming out of the woodwork looking to entrap Tebow.

 He would be an incredibly intelligent and wise man indeed to avoid the traps that will undoubtedly be set for him.

 In the unlikely event he succumbs to the new found pressure put on him and actually sleeps with someone, he loses.

If he doesn't, some gold digging woman/women will say he did, and he loses anyway. Even if some woman says he did and it is proven that he didn't, the Tebow haters will insist he did anyway, and, his reputation will be ruined.

As I said, Lose/lose.

27 comments:

Jim said...

his reputation will be ruined.

What reputation? As a quarterback? (I wouldn't worry about it) As a virgin? (Who cares?) As a Christian? Supporters won't care, whether they believe it or not. Non-supporters won't believe he has any reputation that they care about.

Non-issue.

Marshall Art said...

Apparently is IS an issue if someone is offering money for him to engage in pre-marital sex.

But Jim doesn't understand what a reputation is if he thinks maintaining one's virginity for God's sake is not worthy of respect.

As for the challenge, is there some means by which a woman would have to prove she bedded him? I wouldn't give away that kind of scratch simply because a chick claimed to have slept with him.

If Tebow maintains, he does not lose one bit.

Neil said...

I don't see it as lose-lose. These people look like the creeps that they are, and it shines a light on how different he is from the world.

Always On Watch said...

I'm with Neil on this one.

Krystal said...

Some people are truly repulsive.

Parklife said...

Oh Krystal.. Tebow isnt that bad.

Jim said...

But Jim doesn't understand what a reputation is if he thinks maintaining one's virginity for God's sake is not worthy of respect.

I never said that. Not everyone cares. Those that do are the ones who will likely support him either way.

Parklife said...

For the record:

This website offering the $1M helps organize affairs between married people.

Perspective Mark. Get some.

Trader Rick said...

I'm with Neil on this one. TIME JUST LISTED TIMMY IN IT'S 2012 LISTING OF 100 MOST INFLUENTIAL PEOPLE. THE HATERS WILL ALWAYS HATE. GO GATORS!!

Ducky's here said...

What pressure? To be better than Mark Sanchez?

Not too tough.

Timmy should be glad he isn't playing in a tough sports town like Boston, we'd eat him alive.

Krystal said...

Parklife, now that just wasn't nice. :P~~~~~~

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Gators! Yeah, we know he's with the Jets now, but once a Gator, ALWAYS a Gator!

Trader Rick said...

Krystal says it all!

I find it rather disturbing that I can't even agree with libturds on sports, of all things. I think it's just because they are usually mean spirited morons with no real passion...

Parklife said...

"libturds"

Maybe its you.

Krystal said...

Trader Rick, LOL!!!

Trader Rick said...

The NFL players just voted on theirTop 100 players. Tebow , who took the Broncos to their first playoff win in 6 years,was voted #95. Mark Sanchez was not on the list.

http://www.facebook.com/pages/GATORS-Muschomp-Love/114163385335363

Parklife said...

Rick, you dont take me as the analytical type.

Marshall Art said...

Parkie,

NO ONE takes you as an analytical type. No one wants to take you at all, but we do take you for an incredible fool.

Trader Rick said...

TIM TEBOW has brought many thrilling moments to Gator and Bronco fans on the football field, and much inspiration and hope to many people off the field all around the world, in orphanages and prisons, wherever he brings the story of the gospels. God Bless you Tim.

Parklife said...

Aww.. Marshall.. how can you get your panties in a bunch over something like this.. truly amazing.

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Mark said...

Parkie, you're an idiot.

Parklife said...

.. from the man who actually cares about Tebows personal life.

Marshall Art said...

You call Parkie an idiot and then he posts another comment to prove you right.

Parklife said...

ha.. and Marsha posts another comment to prove I'm right.

Marshall Art said...

As always, sad Parkie, I welcome your explanation of how I've done that. In the meantime, here's how you've proven Mark right:

He posts on the story...

A web site is offering a million dollars for proof that Tim Tebow will have pre-marital sex with someone.

...and somehow you infer he "actually cares about Tebows personal life."

But being an idiot, you're too stupid to understand that the post isn't about Tebow at all, but about the absurd offer made by the web-site.

Parklife said...
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Parklife said...

Yup.. Marshall still an idiot. And Mark still his lapdog.