Sunday, April 22, 2007

Ambassador Bill

"And thus I clothe my naked villainy
With old odd ends, stol'n forth of holy writ;
And seem a saint, when most I play the devil."
~ William Shakespeare

Hillary Clinton has announced what role her husband will play in her Presidential administration.

No, it won't be interviewing candidates for positions as interns (literally) under him.

According to the Liberally biased AP, She wants to make him "a roaming ambassador to the world, using his skills to repair the nation's tattered image abroad".

Personally, I think this is a great idea! No, seriously. There is no doubt that Bill has great charisma, and is loved by dictators, despots, Socialists, and terrorist leaders around the world.

That's a good thing, isn't it?

Here's another possible good thing that can come out of Hilary's plans for her husband:

If Bill gets killed by the terrorists while he is trying to negotiate appeasement terms with them, the Democrats will finally see why we are fighting them.

After all, he is the Democrats hero, isn't he?

26 comments:

Abouna said...

If Ambassador Bubba were killed by terrorists while in the midst of going Dhimmi, then the Dems would find a way to blame it on the Conservatives.

Henry said...

Shrillary wouldn't want to let a perfectly good opportunity for some nepotism go to waste.

Henry said...

Holy crap! I hadn't read the whole article before making my earlier comment.

Hitlary says, "We've got to get back to having qualified people, not cronies, serving in the government of the United States.'

I don't know whether to laugh or cry...

Lone Ranger said...

Sounds like a call-boy service to me.

Trader Rick said...

I've really had my fill of these people--these Clintons. The people of New York should hang their heads in shame over electing this obnoxious beeyotch. The voters of N.Y. are stones, worse than senseless things...

Bill ought to work on repairing his own tattered image.

D.Daddio Al-Ozarka said...

Just a gigolo...everywhere he goes...

mudkitty said...

If the guy said that grass was green you'd find a way to disagree.

Francis Lynn said...

If this means Jimmy Carter would finally be out of the picture, it may be a good thing. Should Hitlery win, I'm planning an induced 4 yr coma, so I won't know what she does with Willy & his willy.

Ms.Green said...

I have to admit. Bill's got the "roaming" down to a fine art.

From Webster's:

roaming: to go from place to place without purpose or direction : WANDER

"Oh well I'm the type of guy who will never settle down,
Where pretty girls are well you know that I'm around
I kiss 'em and I love 'em cause to me they're all the same
I hug 'em and I squeeze 'em they don't even know my name
They call me the wanderer , yeah I'm a wanderer,
I go around around around around
"

Marshall Art said...

"If the guy said that grass was green you'd find a way to disagree."

Nice try, but that's what we've been dealing with regarding Bush. As I like to say, if he broke wind, the left would complain about which cheek he lifted off the chair. But as far as conservative ridicule of the left and their heroes, we need only use facts, not fantasy.

Marshall Art said...

I must say, this topic has resulted in some great comments.

"Just a gigolo...everywhere he goes..."

My fave thus far.

mudkitty said...

Francie, I think you already in a self-induced coma...luv.

But fear not - Hill won't get the nod.

Gayle said...

This comment thread is a hilarious read, Mark. :)

I posted on this too. Hilary also said, while making a speech in a Jr. High School auditorium that she would "...make Bill a cheerleader for America." LOL! Wherever she goes she changes her act for her audience. She should have been an actress instead of a politician, but she would need coaching on that horrible imitation of a southern accent.

Timothy said...

I don't know if I could handle another Clinton administration... it would definitely strengthen my faith in the LORD... as for Clinton roaming the world... isn't he doing that now?

mudkitty said...

So are you all going to leave the country if it happens? You won't be loyal to the Commander in Chief? Sounds like treason to me. At least by rightwing standards.

Abouna said...

mudkitty: The TREASON would be Hillary as President. She will complete the sell out of the U.S. that her treasonous husband started.

I'm sorry if the Libs find that insulting or offensive, but the truth is the truth. What do you call it when he had agents of the Chinese Communist government coming and into the White House with sacks of money for his re-election campaign and in return he sold them Super computers and compromised our national security in many other ways?

Now this phony yankees fan, part Jewish, Southerner wants to be president so that she can finish what he started. God Forbid!

Marshall Art said...

A few of us will stay behind and mount a resistance movement.

D.Daddio Al-Ozarka said...

"So are you all going to leave the country if it happens? You won't be loyal to the Commander in Chief? Sounds like treason to me. At least by rightwing standards."

Life is just a fantasy, eh, Mudkitten?

mudkitty said...

Abner - you got everything backwards. You promulgated lies in that post.

Daddi-boy - you do a pretty good job of fantasizing yourself, if that picture is anything to go by - you great big menace you.

mudkitty said...

Imagine, electing Hillary is tantamount to treason...now that is indeed crazy.

Florida 2000 - now that's treason.

Goat said...

ROFLMAO, good one Mark. Ambassador Bubba would fit right in with the charlatans at the UN, rapists that they are.

D.Daddio Al-Ozarka said...

"Daddi-boy - you do a pretty good job of fantasizing yourself, if that picture is anything to go by - you great big menace you."

Well...nanny-nanny-boo-boo to you, too!

Wa=hat are you, ten years old, Kitty-Kat?

Mary said...

HAHAHA

"Roaming" is such a diplomatic way to describe Bill Clinton and his "skills."

mudkitty said...

Daddiboy - I'll let your response speak for itself.

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

Bill roaming the world as a U.S. ambassador, sounds pretty frightening to me :-)!!

mudkitty said...

Get used to it. He already is a roaming ambassador, whether Hillery gets elected, or not.

BTW - she won't.