"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it." ~ George Bernard Shaw
I got these from The Endive, a Conservative comedy website. The Endive is a web site created to be the antithesis of the Onion, which is a Liberal comedy website. My own edits are in color.
The Obama administration has been hard at work renaming many of the improperly named things we took for granted during the Bush administration. Here’s a handy guide to help you understand what everybody’s talking about these days:
The War on Terror is now
The Overseas Contingency Operation
Terrorist Attacks are now
Human-Caused Tragedies
Drug Dealers are now
Alternative Medication Providers
Enemy Troops are now
Improperly Oriented Gunmen
Dead people are now
Subterranean Contingency Humans
Kidnappers are now
Man-made Human Relocation Disaster Forces
Serial Killers are now
Repetitive Life-Removal Technicians
PONZI Schemers are now
Democrat Congressional Representatives
Illegal Immigrants are now
Misplaced Alternative American Nationals
Those who practice Bestiality are now
Alternative Animal Usage Inflictors
Death Row Inmates are now
The Appeal Generation Task Force
Terrorists are now know as
Moderate Head Removal Technicians
Retarded People are now know as
The Obama Bowling Force
“Do not give dogs what is sacred; do not throw your pearls to pigs. If you do, they may trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you to pieces." ~ Matthew 7:6. I'm just casting pearls of wisdom before Swine Liberals, knowing in advance they think they're too smart to agree.
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Truths About Liberals
1. Always expect the worst from a liberal and you will never be surprised.
2. Never try to reason with a liberal. They disregard any evidence that conflicts with their beliefs.
3. You can always tell what liberals are up to by what they accuse you of doing.
4. Liberals don't debate, they argue.
5. The only standards liberals have are double standards.
6. Liberals feel, conservatives think.
7. Whenever you don't understand a liberal's motives, just look for the money.
8. Liberals cannot be embarrassed. They lack the gene to blush.
9. The Liberal creed is, "Do as I say, not as I do.
10. Liberals get older, but they never get smarter.
11. There are no honest liberals. If they were honest -- especially to themselves -- they would not be liberal.
12. A liberal's business is nobody's business, but everyone's business is a liberal's business.
13. Liberals have an inflated sense of self-worth. They are like house flies that criticize the air-worthiness of a Stealth fighter. (Sarah, Palin, George W. Bush, ad infinitum are morons.)
14. Liberals lack a sixth sense that is standard equipment in conservatives -- common sense.
15. Liberals never stop hating.
16. There are only two types of liberals -- the deceivers and the deceived.
17. Every time liberals get on their high horse, they get bucked off.
18. Liberal programs are so wonderful that they have to be forced on people.
19. Liberals always choke on their own medicine.
20. When given a moral choice, liberals always come down on the wrong side of the fence.
21. The only way liberals can build themselves up is by tearing others down.
22. Liberals not only refuse to admit their mistakes, they refuse to learn from them.
23. Liberals can dish it out, but they can't take it.
24. Liberals are incapable of attacking the message, so they always attack the messenger.
25. Liberal diversity is only skin deep.
h/t Lone Ranger
2. Never try to reason with a liberal. They disregard any evidence that conflicts with their beliefs.
3. You can always tell what liberals are up to by what they accuse you of doing.
4. Liberals don't debate, they argue.
5. The only standards liberals have are double standards.
6. Liberals feel, conservatives think.
7. Whenever you don't understand a liberal's motives, just look for the money.
8. Liberals cannot be embarrassed. They lack the gene to blush.
9. The Liberal creed is, "Do as I say, not as I do.
10. Liberals get older, but they never get smarter.
11. There are no honest liberals. If they were honest -- especially to themselves -- they would not be liberal.
12. A liberal's business is nobody's business, but everyone's business is a liberal's business.
13. Liberals have an inflated sense of self-worth. They are like house flies that criticize the air-worthiness of a Stealth fighter. (Sarah, Palin, George W. Bush, ad infinitum are morons.)
14. Liberals lack a sixth sense that is standard equipment in conservatives -- common sense.
15. Liberals never stop hating.
16. There are only two types of liberals -- the deceivers and the deceived.
17. Every time liberals get on their high horse, they get bucked off.
18. Liberal programs are so wonderful that they have to be forced on people.
19. Liberals always choke on their own medicine.
20. When given a moral choice, liberals always come down on the wrong side of the fence.
21. The only way liberals can build themselves up is by tearing others down.
22. Liberals not only refuse to admit their mistakes, they refuse to learn from them.
23. Liberals can dish it out, but they can't take it.
24. Liberals are incapable of attacking the message, so they always attack the messenger.
25. Liberal diversity is only skin deep.
h/t Lone Ranger
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16 comments:
LOL!
Laughing w/ Krystal! Very clever!
POTUS is now:
NATIONALITY-CHALLENGED WEALTH REDISTRIBUTION MULTICULTURAL RECTUM HOLLOW.
Come on Rick, you can be nastier than that. Come on, get REALLY disgusting. You can do it. I know you can.
By the way Rick, will you be tea bagging on Wednesday?
Yeah Rick, get nastier. I know Obama deserves it.
How about "Marxist America Hater"? That's accurate.
Well "Marxist America Hater" isn't nasty, just profoundly stupid.
Jim would be "Mentally challenged blind Obama worshiper"
I would be if my IQ didn't say otherwise, if my eyesight weren't corrected to 20/20, and if I in fact did worship Obama. I don't. It's a false meme.
Obama wasn't my first choice. He's done some things I'm not crazy about and not done some some things that I hoped he would. But he's done a lot of things I do like. He's not perfect, but he's much better than the alternative. And if he's got you all peeing in your pants, he's probably doing most things right.
And he was elected by a strong majority of voters. So we'll just have to see what happens and both of us can vote for someone else in 2012 if we think someone will do better.
Jim Bloviates, "he was elected by a strong majority of voters."
Yes he was. Voters who didn't know anything about him or his policies, and now, many of them are now asking themselves why they voted for this idiot.
But not you, Jim. You are still allowing yourself to be led around by the nose by this lying, Marxist, weak-spined appeasing, narcissist.
And you say your eyesight is 20-20. Not on matters of ideology, buddy.
And your continual defense of this traitorous anti-American Terrorist lover despite the plethora of evidence that he is completely incompetent, if not just plain evil, proves your slobbering love affair and worship of him.
Mark said "if not just plain evil..."
One of the smartest, most insigtful, most intuitive people I know (& one of my dearest friends) says Obama is The One "with a forked tongue & a black heart."
And she's serious. And I think she's right.
How's that for a name?
many of them are now asking themselves why they voted for this idiot. This is proven false by an approval rating substantially higher than his electoral victory.
I don't think there is anything Obama could do that would scare me as much as the rhetoric coming from you and yours. To realize there are "citizens" of this country who clearly don't believe in democracy, clearly hate America, clearly hate a majority of American voters, clearly dishonor their citizenship, is really hard to stomach.
If the Dems don't even have a sensible idea on what to call this stuff it's no wonder they don't have a plan on how to deal with it.
So far, Obama's pretty much kept the Bush program in place after campaigning against it.
One difference is that Obie is now negotiating with the Somali pirates, or as he would say "the makers of a man caused disaster."
Let's hope it doesn't take 444 days to resolve the current hostage crisis like it did the last time a Carter was in the White House.
Re: "To realize there are "citizens" of this country who clearly don't believe in democracy, clearly hate America, clearly hate a majority of American voters, clearly dishonor their citizenship"
I know the feeling. They are called Democrats.
Yep, uh huh.
Mark, apparently Obama did just fine since you pin the whole thing on him. The hostage is safe and three of the four pirates are dead.
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