“Do not give dogs what is sacred; do not throw your pearls to pigs. If you do, they may trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you to pieces." ~ Matthew 7:6. I'm just casting pearls of wisdom before Swine Liberals, knowing in advance they think they're too smart to agree.
Monday, December 24, 2007
Theology By Emo
"Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps." ~ Emo Phillips
Emo Phillips is one of my favorite comedians. I love his succinct reasoning about Intelligent Design:
That's "Galaxy", Art. He said "We both drive a galaxy".
He also did a bit when he claimed to have dream that he went to heaven, and was ushered into a large room. Jesus Himself walked into the room behind Emo, and without looking, Emo said to Jesus, "Close the door! Were you born in a barn?"
Weird. not sure I want to count that as funny.
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas and Happy Holy Days!
Interesting take to be sure! Wishing you and yours a very Merry Christmas!
ReplyDeleteLooks like Peewee Herman.
ReplyDeleteFrom a Southern Independent Fundamentalist Local Church Closed Communion perspective, I think he's pretty funny.
Heretic.
*grin*
I recall a bit he did wherein he said the he and God have a lot in common: "I drive a Buick..."
ReplyDeleteThat's "Galaxy", Art. He said "We both drive a galaxy".
ReplyDeleteHe also did a bit when he claimed to have dream that he went to heaven, and was ushered into a large room. Jesus Himself walked into the room behind Emo, and without looking, Emo said to Jesus, "Close the door! Were you born in a barn?"